Thursday 22 December 2011

"British" pubs and drinking with teachers

Since it's the end of the semester, our teacher for Japanese Thought II (a lesson about the occult in Japan) took us out to a bar in Ichigaya...
First of all, this in itself is quite strange! Though I've heard of some lecturers at Leeds joining the merriments of the fourth-years, I just can't wrap my head around it!
This isn't the first offer of drinking with a professor, just the first I've been to (and apparently another is in the offing at some point).


Once you get past the awkwardness of drinking with someone who on a normal day is your teacher and you have to shut up and listen to him... It was quite fun (^_^)
As I knew already, Ioannis Gaitanidis (a Greek don't you know) had completed his MA and PhD at Leeds (some of the readings for our lecture were photocopied from Leeds University library books, these always got a thumbs up!), so we got to talking about some of the lecturers and the classes I took... He can safely recommend lectures conducted by Dr. Ampiah and agrees that avoiding Irene Hayter's lectures is a good idea (Hayter's gonna hate). Had a jolly ol' giggle! ...With all the names here, my spell checker's having a fit!


So, the bar we went to was one of a popular chain in Japan: Hub, the "authentic British pub"
As a Brit (one who spent an awful lot of time in pubs last year) I can say that it holds up only reasonably well. When I first went to a Hub, I thought "my God, this is nothing like an English pub!" - so either I've been in Japan long enough for me to forget what English pubs actually are, or I was feeling particularly belligerent at the time... General side note, I'm in 大好きwith the word belligerent at the moment!

So here's a list of Hub's pluses and minuses towards being "authentically British" and you can decide whether or not you agree with me.

  • TVs playing sports (rugby and football no less!)
    • +1 (Hosei were playing rugby and were being obliterated before half-time: 29-7!!)
  • Music thumping, sometimes loudly, through the pub
    • -1 (the tunes in the pubs I frequent aren't usually offensively loud)
  • Wooden tables and panelling
    • +1 (very comfortingly British)
  • Advertisements for Guinness
    • +1 (and possibly another +1 for the price of a Guinness, too)
  • The cheapest alcoholic product is a cocktail
    • -1 (if it's not watered-down lager, it ain't British)
  • The walls aren't adorned with random crap
    • -1 (slightly picky, as it's hard to be individual in a chain restaurant)
  • Food (A few pub standards: fish 'n' chips, bangers 'n' mash etc.)
    • +1 (most pubs do food in some form)
  • Food portions (not to mention eating it with chopsticks)
    • -1 (probably not Japan's fault, but unforgivably small - if you come away from a pub meal hungry, you've done something wrong)
  • Waiters/waitresses
    • +1 for being dressed in Christmas outfits, but -1 for not having to go to the bar to order
  • Ashtrays
    • -1 (for that authentic British feel, make smokers stand outside in the cold!)
  • Cabinet full of random bottles of alcohol
    • Undecided about this one... I don't remember seeing anything similar back home
  • No fruit machines/pub-quiz machine
    • -1 (Got to get the drunk fools to waste their money somehow!)

So a few good pros and cons to go at there... I think on the whole that Hub makes a valiant effort, but that I'm just going to be hard to please in this area, because I miss drinking in England... Try going for a night out in Tokyo on £10: impossible.
Anywho, anybody in Japan that's been to a Hub, feel free to dispute/add to my list :)

Rant over

Next week: Christmas in Japan

Wednesday 14 December 2011

Japanese Christmas Dinner

So tonight for tea at the dormitory we had the official Christmas Dinner!
On the menu:

  • Fried chicken with lettuce, tomato and lemon
  • Pasta with mushrooms in some sort of sauce
  • (A disturbingly yellow) Egg salad with broccoli and red peppers
  • Rice with chunks of carrot
  • Misu soup
  • CAAAKE!!!
So, of the above meal (all of which I ate except the tomato and the soup), precisely nothing is on my standard Christmas Dinner... Kind of strange - not least because it's still the 14th of December and Christmas is 11 days away (HOLY HELL, ELEVEN DAYS?!?!?!?!).

I am considering, as I write this, returning downstairs and stealing another slice of that cake - My first cake experience in a little over three months and it was gooooooooood. Nice vanilla sponges separated by buttercream, with a strawberry coulis and white chocolate sprinkles... I'm foaming at the mouth just thinking about it.
My conclusion thus far is that Christmas Dinner in Japan, much like Christmas Day itself, is not a big deal  - in fact, a lot of folk get a KFC Christmas bucket for their lunch and have done with it - not very festive (at least by our standards). Further, Christmas in Japan is not a very family-ish sort of affair... It's all very couples-based (I saw an AKB48 poster - don't google them if you value your sanity - that said something along the lines of "lets be together this Christmas, just you and I"). Having said that, Chrimbo can be quite couple-y back home, but the focus tends to be on the family side of things.


This doesn't count as my Christmas in Japan post, it was just that I'd not done one yet this week and I figured I'd have a pop at it... Not quite as amusing as others, but hey!

Wednesday 7 December 2011

Black Holes, Revelations and World Peace

I've written a post in a while. Not really sure what I'm going to achieve by just writing one now - prossibly it won't even relate to Japan in much of a ways... But I am hoping this gets me back into the habit of regularly writing.
The truth is (実は in fact) that not much really blog-worthy has happened in the past weeks...

All right the school festival was pretty cool, but I had no time to write about it until ages after. In short, it's a chance for all the circles at the school to show off - there's lots of shows, food stands and little cafe bar things. Case in point, there was a pretty nice little piano cafe in room which was epic - tea, candles and epically skilled pianists... Methinks I'll try to blag my way through asking to join the piano society!

After that... It's all a lovely great (sober) blur. Time seems to mush up in the strangest way in this country - the morning (when you actually venture forth from bed) is overly long. The afternoon seems to pass at a fairly average rate, and the evening (primarily between about 6 and 10) seems to go absolutely nowhere. It's like living near a very small black hole, and the time dilation varies according to the proximity to midnight...

Tokyo tower last week was rather fun - large, panoramic views of Tokyo from 250m up (that's about 800 feet I think) - all by night... Didn't have my camera with me though, so no photographs are forthcoming!

On Sunday I went to Odaiba, and walked along the teleport bridge (seriously) into Palette town. I was so close to finding a security guard and asking him where I could get a charmander - どこヒトカゲを買うのができますか? - but I bottled it at the last minute... Fool!
There were some excellent Christmas shopping locations, including an entire shop dedicated to lego and lots of traditional Japanese crap (the latter will be making up most of my Christmas presentage).

I'm now on with trying to lessen my workload - it seems odd that so many subjects just require an essay for the end of term grading, rather than an exam - lots of kanji to learn, lots of words to write about dull topics, and lots of lesson notes to condense.
I don't imagine the Christmas break will be much fun at all...

In other news, I've solved the problem of achieving world peace:
If we were to all carpool, then the eventual outcome would be peace across all nations.

Think about it. You know it makes sense.


I'm going to try to get a blog done every week now - it's even on my to-do list!
At some point (I don't know if I've said this before) I'll be doing one in Japanese as well, just for practice purposes...

Coming soon:

  • 10 reasons why Japan is better than England
  • Christmas in Japan
  • New Year in Japan
  • Exams
  • Studio Ghibli museum


Any requests for things to do and/or write about?